I’m looking in the analytics for my blog and I notice some funny keywords that got me some visitors. Some of them are totally unrelated to the content, but that makes me think people were looking for answers on google; they thought answers could be here and they clicked. Just as an idea, for the next time they click, I take the time to answer… just in case… for the future:
here’s the list…

• “where to use” lousy - Dear visitor, you should use lousy on the toilet when you’re drunk. Try not to fall asleep.
• adrian hulea - I’m Catalin Hulea, not Adrian Hulea. That’s a coincidence, we have the same last name, but we’re not related. I don’t know who he is, but I have all the respect towards him
• adrian paunescu blog - Yeap, you came to the right place. Thanks for reading my excelent article about the Big poet.
• advantage of online newspapers - you get instant information; you don’t have to pay for it; you save paper, thus saving the environment.
• alin alexa - Alin Alexa is there
• asp.net three tier diagram - You came to the wrong place; I write about php, not asp. However, that article might come in handy, as the three tier architecture itself is a design pattern you can use in any language. That article could help you for the very simple start, but you have to read carefully about how asp.net actually decided to implement it and what the best practices are there.
• beauty - Oh, thanks dear, I love compliments.
• bitch from romania - Hi, welcome to the bitch from romania portal. Click here for the voluptuous bitch from romania who is mitigating for legalizing prostitution in romania. Click here for great ass, soft skin, submissive multisexual behavior
• catalin - wish you were here - thanks sweetie, just call me and I’ll be there. Are you a dominant female?
• ceausescu basarabia - Ceausescu was the communist president of Romania. He was executed at the Revolution in 1989 when we, Romanians, finally got rid of the communism. Basarabia is a land that historically belongs to Romania, but Russians take it by force into the communist camp USSR. When USSR broke, Basarabia called it’s independence and is now using the name Republic of Moldova (or Moldavia). However it is still under communists control and has not yet united with Romania because of Russian international pressure (military - see the past events in Transnistria; economical - see the natural gas crisis when Ukrainians cut off export from Russia to E.U.).
• good writing is an essential skill because business does business in writing - huh… how on earth did you landed on my pages?!
• how to place table of html in a layer - I was writing about layers of code in PHP programming, not about layers in HTML or Photoshop.
• how to say bitch on russian language - I guess the word would be курва.
• how to test red catalin - I’m not red
• language called catalin - I’m not a language, I’m a person. You may search for Catalan as a language.
• putin and rumania - The correct spelling for our country is Romania, not rumania. Putin is the president of Russia and he wants control over the eastern Europe. He would be delighted to bring Romania under a communist gulag, but lucky for us we had a Revolution and we are free. Go Away Putin, run away, take your eyes away from these lands, let us be free.
• russian catalin - Oh dear, I’m Romanian, not Russian
• submissive - oh dear… only to dominant females
• tabele aiurea in ie - tabelele sunt peste tot aiurea :))
• thank you in moldavian - You make a mistake here, there’s no moldavian language. Moldavians are Romanians who live in Moldova or Basarabia. They are called Moldavians because of the region where they live in, such as Southerns or New Yorkers or something like that in USA. So Moldavians are Romanians, they speak Romanian language. In Romanian language, translation for thank you is “multumesc”
• where i can buy catalin - I’m not for sale. However… how much are you paying and what do you need me for?…
• why do you see many colors when you look at a diamond? - When the white light enters a diamond, it is complete, it is made of all possible colors. When the light exit the diamond, it will split into several directions. Some directions will take more of the red for instance making it look red when you look at it from a certain point; the other directions will have less red, so they will tend to look like green; If the diamond splits the green too, you will no longer see green, but blue and yellow. The same goes for the rainbow, when the sun is still high on the sky but is starts to rain. The light from the sun travels through the water drops, and these drops act like the diamond, splitting the light. So then you see a rainbow.